Dary Gregg

Imagine you were really good at art-making, devilishly handsome and just unthinkably funny. It's unfortunate that you have to imagine being that. I, on the other hand, am constantly that..
Don't despair.. I'll post stuff that will help you understand what it's like to be as good as me, which in turn will aid you with all this imagining you need to do.
HOORAY!

I made a documentation of a walk formatted as a children’s book. Why? If you’re an idiot you’ll ask that question. If you don’t understand but are now afraid to ask because everyone will know you’re an idiot then congratulations, at least you know how society works.
There’s one more page in it, the most important page actually, but I’m only allowed 10 images, so you’ll have to do without. Shit one for you. 

This is how I hire people to help me… By attempting to persuade them with a bad drawing and a creepy project description in Lucinda Sans. Technically this could be considered an artwork. IN FACT! It is an artwork. I’m amazing.

This is how I hire people to help me… By attempting to persuade them with a bad drawing and a creepy project description in Lucinda Sans. Technically this could be considered an artwork. IN FACT! It is an artwork. I’m amazing.

You, in your pursuit to try and appear as intelligent as I am, have been misusing words and terms like mad. It’s not entirely your fault, throughout the passage of time words’ meanings are construed as something else due to either their use at one time or another being confused with one of a multitude of possible features or whatever that the word - in respective circumstances - could be targeting. 

Also, people trying to sound smart. 

I’m playing with this at the moment, here are some rough examples of the suture of me showing you how to improve..

Dare you to find a misused word in here.

keithmiketom asked: Dary this is shit. how can you be so awful

I can’t be so awful. Good question.